he’s the meanest dandy ever. he makes nice with the involuntary audience. all of them inevitably like him; all the fellow them find him approachable and rather decent. he knows a lil something about everything so that he won’t get caught on the wrong foot; and of course that brings him bonus points for being very adaptable. he can joke with the joker and gets eloquent with the few. he attracts and stirs laughter and emotions. he’ll always have his way…making you nervous and unsure of usually sure things. he’s like this light bulb, incandescent, insufferable and never enough. he’s become quite fond of fuckwittage and sharpens his skill whenever. he’ll offer a hand in help, and then he’ll take back with both hands and all his jacket’s pockets. he’s a prankster, a loner, capricious by definition and often boring through repetition. he fancies his wrong doings too much and that’s why…. why he’ll… just why.
jerry k., the meanest of them all.



